Sunday, July 30, 2006
yo!!!!! ya'all shidahbeck in the house yaw!! wow!! its been Decades ever since i post smtgh on the blog! haha!! well, well, well,just wana wish a happi happi belated bdae to the july babies...!! yixin! maself!! haha!! and ah huay!! yeah...!! old oready!! haha..not u all la...hehe!! wah...alot of crappy jokes ah on the blog..!! who post wan ah?? must be sum1 crappy!! haha!! well, rite now its slacking time as no more tutorials n lecture....n exams oso comin..haiz...si be sian......haha! well....the first paper will be micro..gambatte!! nwaes....im havin ma first soccer match on SUN, 13 AUG @ CLEMENTI STADIUM @ 7PM. If u all free, come and support me ya! oh ya...its free admission btw!! no worries! haha!! k la...got to go for now....u guys and gals tk cre ya!!shidahbeck 7 out!
.so it was written at 12:41 AM.
Thursday, July 13, 2006
ok.. i got this frm my friend's blog... i find it funny, so i thought i sharing it with the class...1. people who point at their wrist while asking for the time...i know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? do i point at my crotch when i ask where the toilet is?
2. people who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the t.v remote because they refuse to walk to the t.v and change the channel manually.
3.when people say"oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! what good is cake if u can't eat it?
4. when people say"it's always the last place u look". of course it is. why the hell would u keep looking after u've found it? Do people do this? who and where are they? gonna Kick their asses!
5.when people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No loser, i paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6.people who ask "can i ask you a question?"...didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7.when sth is 'new and improved!' which is it? if it's new, then there has never been anything before it. if it's improvement, then there must have been sth before it, couldn't be new.
8.when people say 'life is short'. What the hell??? life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! what can you do that's longer?
9.when you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "has the bus come yet?". if the bus came would i be standing here, dumbass?
kjh:P
.so it was written at 2:42 PM.
Xin XIN has told me abt this really damn funny website" http://jokediary.com" Here's one of the story that make me laugh till i dropped!!!
Little Mary
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty !" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back to sleep.A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The Teacher fainted.Contribute By - June Lee =D
So laughter truly is the best medicine to everything, even sleepiness!!!!HEHEHHE
ah huay signing off...
.so it was written at 2:20 PM.
Monday, July 10, 2006
HELLO LOVELY PEOPLE!are you guys watching the france-italy match?
i bet shidah's eyes are glued to the screen or summat. :D
OCOMM is delayed by 15 minutes tmrw!
yay, i didnt know she'd understand and watch soccer hahahaha.
see you guys in school tmrw!
or later rather hahahaha.
i shall go back to watching the match and the guys watching it.
it's entertaining, really hahaha.
goodbye all you lovely people!
this is mrs gerrard signing off - HAHAHAHAH!!
super good photo of him ah? :D
-mrs gerrard :p
.so it was written at 2:18 AM.
Sunday, July 09, 2006
tis place is dyingg!*chokes. pulls hair
HELPPPPPPPP!
.so it was written at 11:45 PM.